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我正在午睡，当我醒来时，

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我的床头柜上有一封信。

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我男朋友跟我分手了

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这封信就像这是什么 1850 年代

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好莱坞电影？一坨屎不能

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甚至告诉面对

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脸。太荒谬了

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和我分手

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女孩，你不会相信我刚刚发现的

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我刚刚发现一封来自我男朋友的分手信

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我在床头柜上想这是什么 1850？

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是啊

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否

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不

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他警告说

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关于他

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自恋的狗屎根本无法说出

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当着我的面。是的，我知道...您知道可以将那个网站的链接发送给我吗？

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记得我们上次分手是什么时候，是的，就是那一次

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亲爱的不想再与这些交友网站打交道

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我宁愿只是......是的......那个

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你能帮我们寄回来吗

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这个周末也喜欢巧克力和葡萄酒

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听起来很棒。

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好的，谢谢你发给我！

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再见女孩

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好一坨屎

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回报时间到了

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哦他很可爱

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我也喜欢这个

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让我看看好一点

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哦，是的，我要教训那个混蛋来欺骗我。

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会在他的沙发上操某人

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嗨，是的

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您想为您的男人订购一件吗？

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是啊，好吧

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是的，你能让他从后门进来吗

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不能让我的邻居看到他过来

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太棒了

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我会把地址发给你。

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30分钟？

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好的，谢谢！

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好吧...

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他已经在这里了

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我会在那儿

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进来吧

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看起来很漂亮

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谢谢你

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想要带我参观一下还是在厨房里闲逛

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我喜欢这样，嗯...

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这边过来。

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所以

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我以前从未真正做过这样的事情

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我的男朋友刚刚对我产生了幻觉

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和

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你知道

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对于所有交友网站

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东西

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我是一名女商人

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并且

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如何

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这是如何运作的

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但是

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我喜欢做

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报复他

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这是我第一次，所以...

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好的。

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看看怎么样？

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这是不同的！

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哦嗨

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问题

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是的

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你很得心应手

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哦，感觉真好。

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我男朋友从来没有在外面吃过我

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什么？

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是啊

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我没事

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你太兴奋了

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我现在要睡觉了。

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哦，不...

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我好累。

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我的天啊！

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我们应该做什么？

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太好了。

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天哪，这种感觉真好！

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你想把头放在夹子上吗？

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我想那会更好

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哦，是的。

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我要把你弄脏！

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现在我想尝试一些东西......

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那是什么？

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好吧，我和我男朋友从来不花时间

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我们从来没有真正吸过他所以

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我喜欢尝试一下。

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是的？

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也太好看了！

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像这样

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味道也不错

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太好了。

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我怎么样？

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好啊，是啊

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哦妈的

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棘手

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我感觉很好

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哦，是的

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是的

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是的

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太湿了

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哦，天哪。

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我的眼睛！

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这个？

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没关系，会没事的

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别哭

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一切都会变得更好

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哦，天哪。

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进出我的阴部真是太好了！

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我的天...

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是的

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是的

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我很好

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哦，操。是的！

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是的...

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我感觉很好

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是的

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哦操

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去你的

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哦，天哪。

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我不敢相信现在一切都结束了！

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我们找对地方了

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你让我充满

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是的

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美好的一天

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右

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谢谢你

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很高兴认识

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吻吻

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哦，天哪。

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没关系

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天哪，天哪。

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我什么也看不见！

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是啊...

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这就是你想要的吗？

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这太神奇了

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是的。

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是啊...

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哦，是的！

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我的天啊...！

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是的！！

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我现在很高兴

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哦，上帝！我感觉很好。是的，是的...

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哦，天哪。

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我好累...

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现在已经结束了

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天哪...

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哦，是的！是的！！

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没关系

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太热了。

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热，热！

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我的天啊。

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是的！

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我很高兴再次见到你

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谢谢你

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太高兴了

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你还好吗？

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是啊

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天哪

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我感觉不到任何东西

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以前从未去过这样的地方

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天哪

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天哪。

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哦，是啊！

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是啊...

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是啊

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看看那个

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太好了

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天哪。

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是的...

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我对此感到非常兴奋

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我的天啊

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把屁股滑回来

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他妈的。

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哦是的！

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他妈的...

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是啊天哪

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他又打了那个屁股

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他妈的

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哦是的！是的。

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是的...

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就在那里

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好

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是的，来找我吧。

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跟我来吧

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来找我的宝贝吧

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哦，我想我们今天给你报了仇。

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是的，我想你做到了

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好吧

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你知道吗？

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我玩得很开心。

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好吧，我要去见我的下一个客户

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好吧

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谢谢你

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这就是工作，有人会去做它

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感谢你的到来

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